Recent studies show that children are entirely too safe on earth. With such bright futures and good decision-making by parents, these kids will be wimps!
Join our cause to launch children to Mars in very safe slingshots. On Mars, children will have opportunities to learn new skills, such as scavenging and life.
If this sounds good to you, please give us your money so we can make launch devices that will definitely not cause anybody harm (they're made from metal, just like NASA does).